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Friday, April 6, 2007

How to know if you are a REAL quilter.

1. There's more fabric in the house than food.
2. "Fat-quarter" is not the heaviest part of your body.
3. Your ironing board is always set up, but you never iron clothes.
4. You think of your job as an interruption of your quilting time.
5. You pet fabric.
6. People are always picking thread off you.
7. You can measure a scant 1/4-inch by eye.
8. "Featherweight" doesn't mean boxer.
9. Your "UFO'S" are not from outer space.
10. You clean up your sewing room and your family thinks that you are leaving home. ;)